The slammer :(
Faith here - Have ya ever been in the slammer? I got put in there tonight... HMMMPH :( Nothing I did - not even my cute looks or my many puppy kisses would change my daddy's mind from throwing me in there. What did I do? I don't even know!!... Well, I did hear my parents muttering something about me stealing food, but that's what any food obsessed girl does, right? I mean, it was just a little bit -a tiny little morsel, you could say.
What happened is this: My brother is on a special "diet" you could say of the most delicious food on the face of this planet - chicken and rice - YUM! I got a little bit, but he got way more. I finished my food in - hmm probably 5 seconds because I totally thought I could run over to Kosmo and push him out of the way and eat his. He is generally not very excited when I do stuff like that and just lets me get away with everything, so I thought it wouldn't be a big deal.
Then.. .. it happened.. .. ..
I got caught. :(
If that wasn't bad enough, my dad is the one who caught me - not my mom.. He hath no mercy sometimes and before I knew it, I was sitting in a bathroom with a light on for what seemed like the next decade. I overhard my dad saying that since I got in trouble for this same thing yesterday, today's punishment would be 20 minutes. Don't think I didn't get him back though - no way - first thing I did when I got out of the slammer was run over to my brother's dish and lick every nook and cranny clean. That is my job as a sister, ya know? ;) At this point, I am contemplating whether it's worth it or not tomorrow. Part of me thinks I don't want to be put in the slammer again, certianly not for 20 minutes (oh and PS you all should be proud of me - I didn't even shred any toilet paper!), and another part of me - a big huge part - says screw it, life is a game.. play it!!
I've redeemed myself, and that's all that counts right? ;) I mean, who could say no to this?....
Until next time ;)